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Tuesday 6 December 2011

Change it :))

Lets start with Assalamualaikum to Muslim n Hi to non-Muslim..
 Awak awak dan awak.. jum ikot cm nie :


Perghh..gempak giler[tukar kepada]>>> Subhanallah..
OMG(Oh My God)..... [tukar kepada]>>> Ya Allah..
Terbaek..................... [tukar kepada]>>> Alhamdulillah..
Ok..orait..................... [tukar kepada]>>> Insya-Allah..
Cilakak.................... ...[tukar kepada]>>> Masya-Allah..
... ... Alamak..lupe pulak..... [tukar kepada]>>> Allahumassolli'ala Muhammad..
Arghh..pening..........[tukar kepada]>>> Astaghfirullah..
Eeee..teruknye........ [tukar kepada]>>> Na'uzubillah..
Opocot.................... [tukar kepada]>>> Allahu akbar..
Hek eleh...................[tukar kepada]>>> La ilaha illallah..







selamat mencuba (^__________^)

1st day ( I'm a working girl )

 Lets start with Assalamualaikum to Muslims n Hi to non-Muslim :)

Ok,hari ni first day aq keje..Well,not bad~ Penat la jgak.. Tp yg tak best nye,mcm mna aq boleh tkurang total sales aq eh? Ya Allah,mintak2 la esok will be better than today :))
    Hmmmmmmm,nk kata best tu best la jgak because dapat jmpe mcm2 orang.. Ade yg lucu,ade yg poyo n yg paling aq ta ske yg gatal2... Toya tol.. Ade pulak uncle Chinese ni ckp cina dgn aq.. Mne la aq phm :) Dia kata dia igt aq nie chinese.. Rmai jugak la orang igt aq cina :P (opsss t'RIAK sudaa) Soalan favourite diorang akn tanya dkt aq "adek baru keje eh?" "adek stay kat mne" "adek baru abes kolah eh?" "adek umo bape?" "adek dah mkn?" "penat tak keje adek?" "bole abg dtg isi minyak kat adek tiap2 ari kt sini?" n byk lg... Part plg best ble ade auntie ni ckp kat aq "amoi,u mau balek ka? ooooo u manyak cantek ho!" Woah ! bru aq twu yg aq nie cantek.. HAHA ! (opssss t'RIAK lg!) Alhamdulillah,aq time byk pujian hari ni... Thanks kpd abg,kakak,auntie,uncle yg puji2 aq :)) ade abg ni ckp kat aq, "putih2 keje kt sini lme2 itam la".. Isk aq putih cbb bedak la :)) HAHA..! Tp for sure semua customer Shell sporting la :))
  Part yg tak best pulak,ble ade yg wt2 lpe nk bayar.. Grrrrr aq pun BODOH !!! Laen kli aq kne mntak duet dulu baru boh minyak !!! BODO ! BODO ! BODO ! Sekarang butaaa je gaji aq kne potong utk cover duet yg tak cukop tu :P BODOH KAW DALILA DIYANA !!!!!!!!
   Yg aq hairan nye,ade abg nie...dia soal siasat aq mcm2 then dia tunggu kt tempat pam minyak tu pnye lme.. Aq perasan jugak dari mula2 aq start syif aq nmpk dy dari jaoh aim aq.. Naek seram aq d buat nye.. Naseb baek makcik Bibi datang kalau tak dia tak blah dae situ :P Tkot aq !!!!
Aq rase bsalah cgt cbb duet sales aq tak ckop.. Aq pun tak tau ilang mne... Hmmmmmmm..Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku,mintak2 la esok duet tak ilang mcm ari ni.. :((
  Kepada customer yg d sayangi,tolong la jgn buli aq.. Aq penat~ Naek serabot kepala Otak aq..
Anyway,Makcik Bibi mmg best r :)) The best station owner ever :))




p.s : tlg doa kn kejayaaan aq untuk esok ye :))    

Wednesday 30 November 2011

♪♪ ♪ ♫My Cousins♪♪ ♪ ♫

   Fitrah n Intan Nurhidayah (DOYAH) my cousins :))
More like my bestie because apart of act as my cousin they were also close n a gud listener :))
Thats why I luv them :))
     They make my Cheer when I was upset :'(
                                  Thanks Girls :))
 Thanks for being with me when I was down !!

The sweet fitrah :)

The cute DOYAH..HAHA
LUV U BOTH SO MUCH :))

►My Lovely Sista num.2 Miss Siti Sarah

Lets start with Assalamualaikum to Muslim n Hi to Non-Muslim :))
 Now,its time to know well actually to tell ya bout my Lovely Sista Num.2 n she is Miss Siti Sarah.. :))
I get to know her when I was still with my ex (my past,it just a history)...
 What I like about her is she's kind hearted,sweet(ok i keep using  the word sweet right?),cute n a loyal person :))

Kak sara with her cute cat (both of em cute :))



Sweet :)
 

Tuesday 29 November 2011

►My Lovely Sista num.1 Miss Nazzatul Sheema

 ''KAK SHEEMA TAYAM''.......I always call with that sweet nickname (it is sweet right?)
She's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice to me.. Damn! Luv u Kak Sheema :))
  Here's a  few Cute picture of her :


Wow! Green coloured eyes :))

I luv this picture.. So adorable :))

Ouuuuuuuuuuuu~ Sweet arent she? :O


Maybe she was thinking about her boyfriend.. HAHA :)
KAK.SHEEMA.I.LUV.U.SO.MUCH :))

Monday 28 November 2011

IM (inbox messages) or PM (private message)

HEY PEEPS !!!! 

             errr ==' well i mean "people" not pee~ (euwhhhhh)

 Ok lets start dgn ASSALAMUALAIKUM kpd MUSLIM, VANNAKAM/NIE HAO MA/HELLO/HOLA/YEOBOSEOYO/CHIAO/GHUDAHAFIS HI kpd non-MUSLIM.. (dont know if i spell them correctly)
 
        IM (inbox messages) or PM (private message) adalah mende yg paling aku tak suka bila aq online FACEBOOK !!!
       If yg im aq tu aq knl or ade emergency ke tak pe tp ni TAK !!!!  Gedik seyh bila aq tak reply im diorang =='... Kunk aq pggl BODO dosa plak aq~ SHIAPA MAUK NANGGUNG DOSA GUE DONKKKK???
 Walling kn boleh ~ Diowg boleh wall post je kat FB aq tuu.. kan senengggggg~!!!!
 Aq bukan nye SOMBONG or BERLAGAK HOT !!!! Aq just tak suka jeeeeee... RIMAS TAU TAK !!
F.Y.I ramai orang yang tak suka IM/PM because SEMAK plus kalau tak reply mula la orang yang IM/PM tu kata sombong la hipokrit la... 
       HELLO DERRRRR~!! KITE TAK SOMBONG OK,KO JE MAEN TUDUH-2 ORANG !!
Ada yang sesetengah dua tengah tiga tengah yang tak faham2 aq tak suka IM2 bagai ni !! LONTONG SIAK PUNYA OLANG ! 
          Anyway,ada jugak ar yang paham apa yang aq kata,, kpd yang MEMAHAMI eden TERIMA KASIH YO aq ucap kan... Aq luv korang sooooo MUNCHIES..... :))
   




                                                             K aq dh abes merepek meroyan.... KBYE nk tdo :))

MUAHHHHHH LUV U SO MUNCHIES TO MY BLOGGIE TAYAM READER ... :))

Friday 18 November 2011

tajuk : no idea l tarikh : ntah,kesah pulak aq ?! l sebab : Lantak aq la !

  mlm nie aq as nk je sepak lju2 someone tu.. aq rndu dy tp dy plakkkkk... HAYYOOO~
tp aq kne phm la kn...
 SESUNGGUH NYE AQ BUKAN LA JENIS YG SKE NK PAHAM2 ORANG NIE :P wekkk !
     
    Ok ! Mlm nie aq mereng cket... Insyaallah,aq akn pOst blog aq MANYIAK2 Ok?
 Mcm owg gle la aq nie.. ta de yg nk bce un blog aq... big HAHA for u DALILADIYANA !
 
k bye BLOGGIE TAYAM (mcm nme anjeng plak) haha:P

Tuesday 23 August 2011

Nak rye pnyerr pasal~

diana nk rye...so ta kn nk rye dgn mke hodoh cm nie kn... 

   Luka jerawat kt hidung menjadi penghalangku untuk sambot hari rye yg bkl tbe..
Oh no~!! hope cpt2 larh hilang.... (^_+)
                  

  so diana GOOGLE..jmpe larh jgak a few tips.. ehehe
so nk share larh dgn sume owg.. bak kata ''someone'' tu sharing is caring....
here's some tips for u allz..
      
1) Ambil sepotong ubi kayu.Kupas kulitnya & bersih kn..Parut kn.. Perah utk dapat kn air nyer..Sapu air perahan pd mke yg ade parut jerawat..Amal kn tiap hari selama seminggu...
nie U.B.I K.A.Y.U.. u allz knl kn?? eheheh

2)Tumbuk beberapa batang kulit kayu manis sehingga menjadi serbuk..Campur kn sedikit air & sapu kn pd bekas jerawat..Amal kn selama seminggu..
kulit kayu manis nie,,law ta nk tumbok korang blend pown bule...ehehe

3)Asah kayu kulit manis & campur kn dgn madu lebah..Tempek pd mke utk semalaman.. Keesok kn hari nyerr,,cuci mke dgn air suam..

tgox madu tu cm sedappp jew kn.. OMG~! OMG~! OMG~!  uhuhu (^__~)

    InsyaAllah....berkesan...
Selamat mencuba...


=the end=
(^________^)
SMILE! SMILE!

Friday 19 August 2011

nOpaL Oh nOpaL . . .

Yeay yeah! Nopal(naufal) dh blik sini..
     TAPI ...............................................
Dia buat perangai la pulOk!
Atototottotoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
       Pening kepala CEQ!
Asl nampak diana je nangis,asl nampak diana je nangis,
    asl nk nangis je nampak diana...OMG! OMG! OMG! Boleh gila CEQ!
Tu 1 hal,...
    Tadi,nopal sayang ku pegi telan koyakan tikar getah yg lama..
Tapi dia buat muka RELAX je..
 Then,tiba2 nopal termuntah-muntah kat baju kakak aina dia yg tengah bestttt tido...
Kesian kakak dia yg innocent tu....
Subhanallah..ini budak bikin olang manyiak lisau wooooooooo~
    Alhamdulillah,tak ada apa2 yg serius terjadi..ehehe
SYUKUR....
Hari ni mak lang n maksu balik sini so happenig lah sikit rumah hari ni...
Its gonna be AWESOME weyh!!!!!!




=THE END=
(^___^)
SMILE! SMILE!

Monday 15 August 2011

SemAnGat Nk StudY !!!

    Selepas bersahur tadi,,tiba2 dlm hati nie ada rasa nak study subjek sejarah je..
Semangat yg berkobar2 yg melonjak kn diri ku untuk grab buku latihan sejarah dalam rak buku diana tu..
Dengan penuh senyuman murni semurni pencuci baju TOP,diana pun buka lah buku latihan tersebut..
   Tiba-tiba ! ! !
Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!
 Bila diana tengok soalan yg ada dalam buku tu,otak tros jadi BLANK!!!
 Aiyoyo! Amma! Appa! Tanggechi! Minachi!
Soalan apa kah ini????
 Nk di pendek kn cerita diana pun tinggal kn buku tu...dgn pesanan :
"Baby,i'm sorry.. This is the end.. Today,i wont touch u but maybe one day before SPM,we'll meet again hunny.."

   

MUlut mu,,,,berbau LONGKANG!!! (penang style)

 Eeeeeee!!! Ceq sepak ang laju2 ang jgn tanya ceq pasai apa?!!
Law ang tanya jugak,,sah2 ang bingai...!
Biaq kat ceq r nk skeaping LUNDUN  ka PAQIH ka PEQANCIS ka... AWAT??!!! Ang jeles...
Amboy amboy amboy...... Sedap sunggoh mulot ang kata kat ceq,,sesedap susu lemak berlemak di sukai tok nek ceq...
  Eeeeeeee tak malu! Biaq kt ceq r nk cakap orang putih ka orang itam ka!!!
PAPA AMERICANO! PAPA AMERICANO! ha tu ceq nyanyi lagu orang putih...Awat?? Ang nk taboh ceq? Ha mai2.. Ceq bg penumbuk parkinson ceq kot nanti ang mati kena parkinson baru ang tau....!
Eeeeeee ceq marah ni! Ceq marah ni!
    Ooooooooooooooooo bulan2 posa ang buat ceq marah... Eeee tak boleh aku dgn budak nie,,aq sepak dgn taktik sepakan melenting baru dia tau..
                                      Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,ceq cakap penang pekat..
Hang tak kenai ceq sapa.....
Ni dia cucu mad reta api.... POOOOONNNNNNNNNNN POOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Ceq kalaw marah macam reta api nak langgaq oqang nuhhhhh.....
Ang berani mai masuk! Ceq bukak silat goyang ceq kot..
    Suka hati jiwa dan raga-raga ang ja kata ceq dok buat pandai dok skeaping LONDON...
Ha! Memang ceq pandai! SO WHAT?! u take senapang p kawad!
Ceq tengah dox lapaq nie hang buat ceq marah! Hang tau dak kalau ceq marah nanti ceq lagi lapaq..
Ceq tengok ang dah macam ayam klok klok golek dah!!
 Cuma ang nie ayam klok klok gebu laa...! Sabit ang segak r!
             Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ceq marah sunggoh lah~!! Eeeiiiiiiii tak boleh aku dengan budak nie!
   Eeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geram sunggoh aku!



=Subhanallah...=
=Alhamdulillah,ceq lega=

     GLOSARI:
*skeaping : speaking
*ceq : saya/aku
*bingai : lembab/bodoh
*taboh : pukul
*reta : kereta
*ayam klok klok : ayam piru
*sabit : nasib baik